*hires cr1tikal to be my wedding officiant*
what’s up everybody it’s cr1tikal, i now pronounce you husband and wife, lets do this shit
Why are you guys liking the post where i say im in pain because im an idiot and stabbed my foot
why do you mock me
*throws some anti parasitics bugs shampoo towards the pigeon world*
the pigeon world thanks you for your blessing greatly
Word of advice: No matter how itchy your foot is or how angry you are don’t stab it with a pencil
Daayym hopefully you will find a way to get rid of them! D: Good luck!
Yea same but just like when my whole family had lice were probably gonna have to wait it out :/
Put some ice on it you doofus! >:U
Its calmed down a bit and now it only hurts when i move my big toe thank goodness but i shall do that when i can
oh shit D: Bed bugs?
Nope fleas and junebugs its fucking sucks ‘n’
Im about to force someone to buy me really long socks and wear them with flipflops around the house i am done with the itching and the bugs