Pigeon Bridage

ducktheripper:

"Why isn’t this a real thing?"

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swansdio:

Please, god, let me meet her. All I want is to find that perfect girl I know exists. She’s sweet, and shy, and my age, too. She’s the first member of the DK crew

enemy-stand:

ahlazers:

you know how much pressure there is on girls to be good at every video game they play, because if they fuck up once there’s going to be a heck of a lot of people saying how girls suck and how they shouldn’t play video games 

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I just realized i was about to make another text post starting with ‘Man’ and it like i have to try to sound chill and sarcastic to a certain quota

sadillite:

all i do is sit around and eat and be sad im basically a more annoying version of a plant

babylonian:

butt shield is god tier

bestpal:

4gifs:

Turtle dances while showering. [video]

oh he gettin it

bestpal:

4gifs:

Turtle dances while showering. [video]

oh he gettin it

shippery:

please watch this it changed my life